We lived on farms, then we lived in cities, and now we’re going to live on the internet! (Sean Parker, the Social Network)
Check out our packages to make sure you get the best digital product you need,
without turning into Mark Zuckerberg.
Website SOS
For Startups with messy code.
Deliverables:
✅ 1x Revenue Leak Audit
(“Here’s why your site is losing sales” + quick-win fixes for SEO, speed, or mobile UX)
✅ Uptime & Security Patch
(Prevent crashes, secure forms, update vulnerable plugins/themes)
✅ Conversion Band-Aid
(Fix 1-2 glaring UX issues—e.g., broken CTA buttons, slow landing pages)
✅ Post-Crisis Game Plan
(“Do this NOW to avoid another disaster” checklist)
Tech Team Boost
For Startups with messy code.
Deliverables:
✅ 2-Week Embedded Engineer (refactoring, debugging, or urgent feature patches).
✅ 1x Audit Report (“Here’s why your app is slow” + priority fixes ranked).
✅ CI/CD Pipeline Fix (Speed up deploys + add automated testing). (NEW)
✅ Tech Debt Triage Plan (What to fix now vs. later to unblock growth). (NEW)
✅ 2hr Knowledge Transfer (Documentation or train your team post-work). (NEW)
Plan-etizer
For Founders & Teams Ready to Scale Smarter.
Deliverables:
✅ Project Management Setup: tailored to team size on Monday.com or ClickUp, or Asana).
✅ Automation Integration: Zapier or native workflows to cut manual tasks by 30%+.
✅ Onboarding & Training: 2 sessions to ensure your team masters the system.
✅ 2 weeks post-setup support: Tweaks and optimization.
Website Revamp
For Businesses with outdated, slow or off-brand websites
Deliverables:
✅ Speed & mobile optimization
✅ UX/navigation cleanup
✅ Brand consistency fixes
✅ 1-page style guide
(Optional : Add SEO optimization +£800)
Eggstrawdinery Bonus: No ‘Zoom fatigue’ guaranteed
App-etizer
For Founders with an MVP idea.
Deliverables:
✅ MVP app: £15k-£25k (basic features, no scaling)
✅ Basic MVP app (1 platform: iOS or Android, or web)
✅ 2 weeks post-launch bug fixes.
✅ MVP app: £15k-£25k (basic features, no scaling)
No-BS Bot Bundle
For Brands wanting friendly AI chat.
Deliverables include:
✅ Custom chatbot (basic NLP, no enterprise scaling).
✅ Custom chatbot (trained on your FAQs, integrates with website).
✅ Personality tweaks (“witty but professional” tone).
In 4-6 weeks, you’ll get a sassy or very polite AI to welcome your online visitors and get them where they need to be!
1 hour Consulting session
Let’s chit chat and dig deep to figure out what you need to not get into stressful ‘Ctrl-Alt-Delete’ mode.
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