‘Creativity is for people with glasses who like to lie.’ (Ron Swanson, Parks & Rec)No need to be Scorsese to turn your best ideas into Avengers’ league content.
Quick Fixes
Headshot Hero
For LinkedIn lurkers ready to glow up.
Deliverables:
✅1-hour shoot (studio or outdoor)
✅3x retouched shots + Canva template for updates
Eggstrawdinery Perk: No awkward ‘corporate smile’ required. Just Vavavoom.
Artwork Woosh
For brands that need show-stopping key art & print materials that actually look professional.
Deliverables:
✅ High-impact key art – A signature hero image for your campaign/product
✅ Print-ready files – Proper bleed, resolution & color profiles (CMYK/Pantone)
✅ 3 print asset designs – Choose from: posters, flyers, packaging, or merch
✅ 1-page brand visual guide – Lock down your photo style, colors & graphic treatments
(Optional: Add motion/animated version for digital use )
Eggstrawdinery Bonus: No cheap clip-art vibes – just premium assets you’ll be proud to put your name on.
Visual Vault Toolkit
For Companies tired of disjointed Canva files.
Deliverables:
✅Branded templates (social, PPTs, reports)
✅’How to sound like us’ memo
Eggstrawdinery Perk: Line: Finally, your intern won’t butcher the fonts.
Corporate
Photo Story
For Teams tired of stock photos.
Deliverables
✅Half-day shoot (50+ edited shots)
✅Where to use what guide
Eggstrawdinery Bonus: You’ll realize everybody actually IS photogenic.
Social Media Quick start
For busy brands who keep ghosting
their own socials
Deliverables available:
✅ 3-12 month content calendar
(3 posts/week + story prompts)
✅ 5 Canva templates + caption cheat sheet
✅ Trending audio/visual guide (updated monthly)
✅ 30-min strategy call
Eggstrawdinery Perk: You won’t have to JUST post pictures of your cat.
Copywriting Refresh
For Brands with weak, unclear,
or ineffective messaging.
Deliverables:
✅ Persuasive & engaging copy – Aligns with your brand voice and converts
✅ Clear value propositions – No more confusing or forgettable messaging
✅ UX-focused writing – Improves readability and flow across your assets
✅ 1-page tone-of-voice guide – Keep future content consistent
(Optional: Add SEO-optimized copy)
Eggstrawdinery Bonus: No jargon-filled fluff—just sharp, compelling copy.
Video Stars
Live Event
Power Pack
For Hybrid/online events (launches, panels).
Deliverables:
✅2-hour live production (Studio Lab Broadcast on 2 channels of your choice)
✅Post-event highlight reel
EggstrawdineryTwist: No ‘Zoom fatigue’ guaranteed.
Content Bootcamp
For Teams who want to DIY (without the cringe).
Deliverables:
✅2-hour workshop (iPhone filming, lighting hacks)
✅Cheat sheets + 1x feedback session
Eggstrawdinery Perk: Your future TikTok star employees will thank you.
Trailer Dream Machine
For Products/creations needing hype.
Deliverables:
✅60-sec promo video:
script → shoot → edit)
✅Blooper reel (for authenticity points)
Eggstrawdinery Perk: References to Lynch, Tarantino or Varda available upon request.
It’s all about Podcasts
Basic Package
Editing only
Perfect for clients who already have recorded content but need professional editing to polish their episodes.
Deliverables:
✅Audio cleanup
✅Intro/outro music + sound effects
✅Consistent volume levels
✅Deliver files in required formats (MP3, WAV, etc.)
Standard Package
Recording + Editing
Ideal for clients who need help with both recording and editing, ensuring high-quality production from start to finish.
Deliverables:
✅Pre-recording consultation and content planning
✅Professional recording setup (remote or in-person)
✅Full audio editing (cleanup, music, sound effects)
✅Deliver files in required formats (MP3, WAV, etc.)
Premium Package
Full-Service Production
A comprehensive package for clients who want a hands-off experience, from guest sourcing to publishing.
Deliverables:
✅Guest sourcing + bookingEpisode outlines + interview question ✅Professional recording setup
✅Full audio editing + post-production
✅Custom cover art +social media graphics
✅Publishing on podcast platforms (Spotify, Apple Podcasts, etc.)
It’s Live, on Saturday night!
Channel Launch Pad
For Brands starting on Twitch/YouTube.
Deliverables:
✅Channel branding (logo, banner, tone guide)
✅First 3 episodes produced
✅Key Hook: We’ll even name your first superfan.
The Always-On Streamer
For Weekly live shows/podcasts.
Deliverables:
✅4x monthly streams + clip repurposing
✅Analytics report (Why Episode 3 flopped)
Can’t make up your mind?
1 hour Consulting session
Let’s jump on a consultation where you can unload all your feelings and wants, so we can provide a plan, options for bundles,
and you can then decide what works for you and your budget!
Eggstrawdinery Bonus: we’re not Freud obsessed like your therapist.
Drop us your email and we’ll get in touch very shortly!
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